United Airlines Slogan Suggestions

“Now serving punch!”

United Airline’s recently made a nightmare decision to have a Kentucky doctor violently removed from an overbooked flight after he refused to voluntarily give up his seat. Everyone’s been talking about it. And in light of this, Ian and I have come up with some new slogans for the troubled airline. Here are a few:

-Board as a doctor, leave as a patient.
-Normal flights have cabin crews, we have bouncers.
-Would you like a neck pillow or a neck brace?
-Tell us your safe word at check-in.
-And you thought we were rough on your luggage.
-You deserve a break today, & we’re gonna give you one!
-We have First Class, Business Class and No Class.
-If we can’t seat you, we will beat you.
-We put the hospital in hospitality.
-Welcome, hi! Oops! We mean, see you bye!


LOOOLLL!!! We just thought these would give you a good laugh on your Thursday before a long weekend! HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!

~Dana 🙂

Photo Credit: www.newyorker.com

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